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Posted by Immortal on 09-19-2001 05:00 PM:

I was thinking...

uh oh... this crazy monkey is thinkin again... well... here's a topic..

is there such a thing as mutual sex?


discuss...
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Posted by TonyT on 09-19-2001 05:58 PM:

All sex is mutual sex. At least it has been for me. Every woman I have ever been with, even though some may have protested at first, all ended up saying "YES.......YES......YES" out load.....among other things.

Mutual sex - you mean both consenting?


Posted by 64bit on 09-19-2001 06:02 PM:

the very word mutual is what sex is just about.

Main Entry: mu·tu·al
Pronunciation: 'myü-ch&-w&l, -ch&l; 'myüch-w&l
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French mutuel, from Latin mutuus lent, borrowed, mutual, from mutare to change -- more at MUTABLE
Date: 15th century
1 a : directed by each toward the other or the others <mutual affection> b : having the same feelings one for the other <they had long been mutual enemies> c : shared in common <enjoying their mutual hobby> d : JOINT
2 : characterized by intimacy
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Posted by splash on 09-19-2001 06:20 PM:

Mutual as in satisfaction or consent?
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Posted by princess on 09-19-2001 06:23 PM:

dont think too hard immortal... it stunts your growth
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Posted by Hell_Yes on 09-19-2001 06:26 PM:

Not from a two pump chump.....

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Posted by splash on 09-19-2001 06:29 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Hell_Yes
Not from a two pump chump.....

david



Oh my god...nearly choked on my tea..

Is that the same as a 3 Minute Man?

Thank you David...well put
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Posted by Hell_Yes on 09-19-2001 06:57 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by splash


Oh my god...nearly choked on my tea..

Is that the same as a 3 Minute Man?

Thank you David...well put



Three minute man..... the one with whom you can time an egg? No, this is far more tragic.

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Posted by splash on 09-19-2001 07:08 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Hell_Yes


Three minute man..... the one with whom you can time an egg? No, this is far more tragic.

david



LMFAO....That was great..


Mike was right..you are hilarious..
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Posted by minir on 09-19-2001 07:15 PM:

Smile

Hi Immortal

As a lady said to me once.

quote:
" Who do you think your going to please with that little thing"



My answer " Me "



Mutual. Hey like most i try (see above) but if the other one doesn't, well that's their fault imho.

Nothing says they can't try 2 or 3 more times till we get it right.

Signed

exhausted Mutual Good One Immortal
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Posted by splash on 09-19-2001 08:27 PM:

It`s not the size..it`s how you use it..
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Posted by Immortal on 09-19-2001 08:35 PM:

yeah rite splash.. try killing someone with a 2 cm knife compared to a 7 inch knife...

size don't matter..
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Posted by downhill on 09-19-2001 08:41 PM:

At your age, and if your still a virgin, then mutual sex is it.


Posted by Immortal on 09-19-2001 08:43 PM:

if a woman laffs at u after sex.. what does she mean?
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Posted by Hell_Yes on 09-19-2001 08:43 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by splash
It`s not the size..it`s how you use it..


workin' with a gherkin
or
tickle with a pickle

hmmmm....

Women prefer pickles

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Posted by downhill on 09-19-2001 08:45 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Immortal
if a woman laffs at u after sex.. what does she mean?



lol.....bored tonight, Immortal....your question is simple.

It means you forgot protection and she now has a slave.


Posted by Hell_Yes on 09-19-2001 08:45 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by downhill
At your age, and if your still a virgin, then mutual sex is it.


Oh My G-d!!! LOL!!

Immortal,

Some hints on afterplay.... Apologize profusely!!!! (j/k)

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Posted by Immortal on 09-19-2001 08:46 PM:

haha.... good one downhill...

now I know what yer wife was laffing about..
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Posted by downhill on 09-19-2001 08:46 PM:

LOL.......


Posted by splash on 09-19-2001 08:49 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Immortal
yeah rite splash.. try killing someone with a 2 cm knife compared to a 7 inch knife...

size don't matter..



That wasn`t the weapon I was referring to. In the case of the male weapon, size does not matter at all, at least to me.
A skilled man with a 6 inch, can do more than an unskilled man with a 9 inch.

And how long do you think a female is anyway...after the first two inches it is a waste.
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Posted by Immortal on 09-19-2001 08:50 PM:

I've heard the good stuff is after 5 inches in.. like the gspots and so on...
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Posted by Hell_Yes on 09-19-2001 08:50 PM:

Then what am I suppose to do with the other 4" of my tongue....

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Posted by downhill on 09-19-2001 08:51 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Hell_Yes


Three minute man..... the one with whom you can time an egg? No, this is far more tragic.

david




ROTF...I missed that one on the first read.

This thread is too funny.


Posted by CiscoCert on 09-19-2001 08:51 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Immortal
yeah rite splash.. try killing someone with a 2 cm knife compared to a 7 inch knife...

size don't matter..



aint that what I stabbed the dude in the throught with this morning? It still worked...
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Posted by splash on 09-19-2001 08:51 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Immortal
if a woman laffs at u after sex.. what does she mean?


LMAO...

Do you really want to know thw answer to that?
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Posted by Hell_Yes on 09-19-2001 08:51 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Immortal
I've heard the good stuff is after 5 inches in.. like the gspots and so on...


The g-stop is not that deep....

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Posted by Immortal on 09-19-2001 08:52 PM:

but I do know all the good stuff is on the top side of the ... tunnel .. so to speak..
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Posted by mouse on 09-19-2001 08:53 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Hell_Yes
Then what am I suppose to do with the other 4" of my tongue....

david



Ohhh MY!
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Posted by Hell_Yes on 09-19-2001 08:54 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Immortal
but I do know all the good stuff is on the top side of the ... tunnel .. so to speak..


Unless you are the serviceman using the rear entrance....

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Posted by Immortal on 09-19-2001 08:56 PM:

I mean.. who here would open the service entrance to a resident?

we go in proud thru the front door... with reception and everything..
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Posted by splash on 09-19-2001 08:57 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Immortal
I've heard the good stuff is after 5 inches in.. like the gspots and so on...



The G spot is about 2inches in and under. Explaination to that is..take your finger make a hook, it is under the pelvic bone.
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Posted by CoolJ on 09-19-2001 08:57 PM:

Hell if were talking about sex I have a question, has always wondered it.

Ok you know how sometimes herpies (sp?) goes away for a while, then comes back....etc but its uncurable.


Well what If your with someone who has it, but theres no signs of it and you dont know it, and you give them oral, does that mean you will get them in your mouth and on your face?
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Posted by Immortal on 09-19-2001 08:59 PM:

coolj.. u disgusts me....

now... where were we? anal probing?
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Posted by CoolJ on 09-19-2001 09:00 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by splash



The G spot is about 2inches in and under. Explaination to that is..take your finger make a hook, it is under the pelvic bone.




I need better directions!
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Posted by Immortal on 09-19-2001 09:00 PM:

men don't ask for directions!

we'll poke our way thru..
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Posted by CoolJ on 09-19-2001 09:00 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Immortal
coolj.. u disgusts me....




Wasnt doing it to be disgusting or a Joke. It was a serious question.
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Posted by Norm on 09-19-2001 09:01 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by TonyT
All sex is mutual sex. At least it has been for me. Every woman I have ever been with, even though some may have protested at first, all ended up saying "YES.......YES......YES" out load.....among other things.

Mutual sex - you mean both consenting?


So it was just the men who said no eh?
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Posted by Immortal on 09-19-2001 09:01 PM:

it's suppose to be a joke.. bah.. I lost my sense of humour..

either that or .... u.... yeap.. it's u..
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Posted by splash on 09-19-2001 09:01 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Immortal
I mean.. who here would open the service entrance to a resident?

we go in proud thru the front door... with reception and everything..



I like the service man to use the rear entrance once in a while, and I am always waiting to greet him with a big smile.
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Posted by Immortal on 09-19-2001 09:02 PM:

ooo splash... how many workers do u have u busy lil complex..
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Posted by CoolJ on 09-19-2001 09:03 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Immortal
it's suppose to be a joke.. bah.. I lost my sense of humour..

either that or .... u.... yeap.. it's u..




It was you lack of smilies
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Posted by Hell_Yes on 09-19-2001 09:03 PM:

CoolJ,

unfortuately, yes you can. The virus lies dormant in the root ganglions, then pop up in rash form.... Alas, active viri can still be about. Remember what Dr. Jocelyn Elders told you... "Use a dental dam."

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Posted by splash on 09-19-2001 09:03 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Immortal
men don't ask for directions!

we'll poke our way thru..



Poking your way through will only find you a door slamming as you leave.
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Posted by Immortal on 09-19-2001 09:04 PM:

but we always get off before we get out..
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Posted by CoolJ on 09-19-2001 09:04 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Hell_Yes
CoolJ,

unfortuately, yes you can. The virus lies dormant in the root ganglions, then pop up in rash form.... Alas, active viri can still be about. Remember what Dr. Jocelyn Elders told you... "Use a dental dam."

david




Thank you for taking the time to answer my question


Speaking of women, how your pretty wife doing?
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Posted by Macho-Module on 09-19-2001 09:06 PM:

Switch positions, but take your time for "stamina breaks".
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Posted by Hell_Yes on 09-19-2001 09:06 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by CoolJ



Thank you for taking the time to answer my question


Speaking of women, how your pretty wife doing?



No problem... It is in my field of work..

My wife.... nevermind....

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Posted by splash on 09-19-2001 09:08 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Immortal
but we always get off before we get out..


That reminds me of the Two Pump Chump line.

That might be a reason for the laughter. It`s all in the timing and your concern for your partner.

Young people...
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Posted by Immortal on 09-19-2001 09:09 PM:

partner? ohhh rite.. the other person.. I forgot..

anyone here been in a threesome or more before?

*note: masturbating with 2 hands doesn't count
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Posted by Hell_Yes on 09-19-2001 09:09 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by splash


That reminds me of the Two Pump Chump line.

That might be a reason for the laughter. It`s all in the timing and your concern for your partner.

Young people...



I am sure he gets off before his hand gets tired....
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Posted by Immortal on 09-19-2001 09:10 PM:

haha.. hell yes is wrong.. hehe

I get tired half way then I just give up and go to sleep.
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Posted by splash on 09-19-2001 09:10 PM:

ummmmmmmmm, who me?
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Posted by mouse on 09-19-2001 09:10 PM:

That enough guy's remember we are pg13 here....

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