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I'm callin Koribouros out!

Alright! Don't you know that changin yer name ruins my concentration? From this point on, I want...no DEMAND, prior notification of such events. Otherwise I'll...well I dunno, something.

*curls into fetal position and sucks thumb*
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I seem to have misplaced my occipital lobe...and without it, I cannot search for it. Do you see my dilema?

Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina
Two skinny Jews do not make for good piano movers.....

OOPS, sorry wrong thread..excuse me..
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Re: I'm callin Koribouros out!

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Originally posted by brembo
Alright! Don't you know that changin yer name ruins my concentration? From this point on, I want...no DEMAND, prior notification of such events. Otherwise I'll...well I dunno, something.

*curls into fetal position and sucks thumb*

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Re: Re: I'm callin Koribouros out!

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Originally posted by CiscoCert


who was Koribouros?

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don't forget this is a second offense of this nature for him also

[/stirring the pot]

Ken knows who I am.

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Originally posted by Koribouros
Ken knows who I am.

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Originally posted by Ken


Think, guys, Think!

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Originally posted by Koribouros
Ken knows who I am.

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Think, guys, Think!

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Originally posted by Ken


Think, guys, Think!

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IT'S EugeneForPres! What's my prize???? I want my prize!
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Macho Module is that you?

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IT'S EugeneForPres! What's my prize???? I want my prize!

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Originally posted by Noevo


You sir have one a nights use of brembo on the house. (remember he's a hick so he has no teeth)

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Originally posted by brembo


I'm a lover, not a fighter.

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Originally posted by Noevo


You sir have one a nights use of brembo on the house. (remember he's a hick so he has no teeth)

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Originally posted by Noevo


You sir have one a nights use of brembo on the house. (remember he's a hick so he has no teeth)

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Originally posted by Noevo


*busts out the banjo*

isn't that a line from yer families motto?

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Originally posted by brembo


Hey! Don't make fun of my family square! Wez been a prunin it her o late.

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Originally posted by Noevo


family? families don't have an uncle/brother/brother-in-law all rolled into one person in them.

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Originally posted by brembo


Well as my Uncle/Dad says..."God Bless Em".

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Originally posted by brembo


Well as my Uncle/Dad says..."God Bless Em".

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Originally posted by Noevo


you know you little back woods freak thats the one thing you could say to piss me off. congrats. you now rank up there with KANO with me. you would fit right in in his little make believe world.

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Originally posted by brembo


Oh, did I really tick you off? Didn't think yer two brain cells could get together long enough to form such an advanced emotion.

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Originally posted by brembo


Oh, did I really tick you off? Didn't think yer two brain cells could get together long enough to form such an advanced emotion.

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Originally posted by Noevo


it's not bad. you could get yours workin' if you got your head out of mad doc's ass long enough

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nah, he just wanted you so he could get chicks because they thought it was so sweet of him to take care of his life skill challenged friend like that

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Originally posted by Noevo
nah, he just wanted you so he could get chicks because they thought it was so sweet of him to take care of his life skill challenged friend like that

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Originally posted by brembo



What is yer major malfunction? Is this leftover anger from the excessive amount of swirlies that people like me gave you in high school?

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[edit: Whoops. Sorry, please, continue.]
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Originally posted by Paft
Woah there guys, cool down.

This ain't worth it. Just calm it down, take a few minutes to pace/cool off. Then come back and civily figure out what just went wrong.

Thanks.

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Nuking some popcorn right now! And to think I was going to watch the news about the State Of Union Address.
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Originally posted by Noevo


hey paft, you wanna know why Brembo's sister is still a virgin?

She can outrun him.

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Originally posted by brembo


This commin from a guy that needs a Harley to feel like a man. I bet you have EVERY pen1s enlargment site on the net bookmarked.

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Originally posted by Noevo


do I sense a little bit of envy there? Besides it's winter up here, the last hog I had between my legs was your sister/niece. She said those bookmarks had payed off for me and she wanted me to send them on to you.

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Last 5 or 9 posts...
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Originally posted by brembo


So yer the one that likes to recieve? She said that biker gang "sold" you for meth, looks like the meth dealer got ripped off.

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Originally posted by Noevo


go play in traffic like your mother/aunt always told you to. Oh wait, thats what you do for a living isn't it. Tell me, is it true that people work on surveying crews so they can be the first to get the roadkill?

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Originally posted by Noevo


go play in traffice like your mother/aunt always told you to. Oh wait, thats what you do for a living isn't it. Tell me, is it true that people work on surveying crews so they can be the first to get the roadkill?

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Originally posted by brembo


Man yer persistent....I thought those biker gangs kept ya sedated, less wigglin when they want some.

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Originally posted by Noevo


thats it, you're done. you have to be. you just shot your vocabulary wad with the use of the word persistent.

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Originally posted by brembo


That reminds me, tell yer sister that I don't care if its mine. Let her pimp take care of it.

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Originally posted by Noevo


dude you know better than that. since you gave her that disease she isn't fertile anymore. Ya know, kinda like that sheep you had problems with that one time under the car on blocks in your front yard.

Or was it on top of the fridge on your porch with a goat? Or in the outhouse with both? damn, I can't keep your zoo straight anymore.

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Sheep??????
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Sheep??????

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Originally posted by brembo


Yer just mad, cuz the only chance at continuing yer blood like went out with yer sis. Boo f'in hoo! Get over it. Go grope the neighbors cat some more.

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lol, and I thought I was going to go to bed...not now, and miss all this?
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Originally posted by Indy
lol, and I thought I was going to go to bed...not now, and miss all this?

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For someone thats easily outmanuvered by an eggplant, you can sure throw taunts well. Are you just repeating what you hear everyday from your case workers?
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I seem to have misplaced my occipital lobe...and without it, I cannot search for it. Do you see my dilema?

Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina
Two skinny Jews do not make for good piano movers.....

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Originally posted by brembo
For someone thats easily outmanuvered by an eggplant, you can sure throw taunts well. Are you just repeating what you hear everyday from your case workers?

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Originally posted by Noevo




isn't this the one day a year you take a shower or somethin'? Man, I have got to have something better to do then listen to your crap. hmm, maybe the old lady next door needs a sponge bath. that would definetly be an improvement over this

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score!
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Did someone mention Sheep?




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Originally posted by mouse
Did someone mention Sheep?

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ooooh I better be careful looks like maddoctor is keeping an eye on brembo. Too bad someone wasn't doing that for you when you were younger. would have saved you the embarrasment (and money for penicillin) if someone had pointed out to you that those "girls" that asked if you wanted to party were all peeing in the mens room shortly before you propositioned them.

Oh... Thank you God!!!!!!!
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aww how cute Mouse. you found a picture of brembo's last family reunion. Notice the lack of womens. They are all fast.

The picture is of Roundeye and Brent
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Originally posted by Noevo
aww how cute Mouse. you found a picture of brembo's last family reunion. Notice the lack of womens. They are all fast.

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aww how cute Mouse. you found a picture of brembo's last family reunion. Notice the lack of womens. They are all fast.

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free? hell, the last time I went down to the corner no one in your family was free. The only thing that was is the antibiotic shot afterwards. but hey, someones got to pay the bills. I hear the government is going to start charging squatters more for living on toxic landfills.

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Originally posted by Noevo


family? families don't have an uncle/brother/brother-in-law all rolled into one person in them.

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What? No forks?
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free? hell, the last time I went down to the corner no one in your family was free. The only thing that was is the antibiotic shot afterwards. but hey, someones got to pay the bills. I hear the government is going to start charging squatters more for living on toxic landfills.

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Thanks a lot guys!

Now I am going to have nightmares about Norman bates, Jed Clampet, and sheep...
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Thanks a lot guys!

Now I am going to have nightmares about Norman bates, Jed Clampet, and sheep...

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Oh wait, yer posts reminded me, I gotta go take a dump. BRB.
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I seem to have misplaced my occipital lobe...and without it, I cannot search for it. Do you see my dilema?

Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina
Two skinny Jews do not make for good piano movers.....

So, Brembo. Are we still on for drinks at the club tomorrow?

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Originally posted by Noevo
So, Brembo. Are we still on for drinks at the club tomorrow?

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Originally posted by brembo


yeah, never knew I had so many insults built up in me. That was fun, same place next week? *clocks out*

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Later Sam.....
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I seem to have misplaced my occipital lobe...and without it, I cannot search for it. Do you see my dilema?

Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina
Two skinny Jews do not make for good piano movers.....

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Originally posted by Noevo


yep, same place next week. Nice work today. *yawn*

*punches clock*

night george

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I loved that cartoon!!!!

Nice job guys "Clapping" "Clapping"

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Very well done!

My new oscar nomination!
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I seem to have misplaced my occipital lobe...and without it, I cannot search for it. Do you see my dilema?

Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina
Two skinny Jews do not make for good piano movers.....

BEST THREAD EVER!...LMFAO!
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SG Quote Material?

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Drinks are on me... and I have more money than David (well... I wish I did). Still... drinks are on me.
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anyone know who Koribouros is, I am searching for clues
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anyone know who Koribouros is, I am searching for clues

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Can I just say it?

I know who it is
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Originally posted by Koribouros


No need to know...

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Originally posted by HalfLifer
Can I just say it?

I know who it is

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heh, un-ignore mikemean and check page one again


hehe j/k

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I posted before him

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Mmm... New pm...

What's this?

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HalfLifer wrote on 01-30-2002 11:31 AM:
mmc!

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I infact sent it a while ago, and Its not MMC, I know.
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I infact sent it a while ago, and Its not MMC, I know.

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IM not playing it out


I KNOW ITS EUGENE OK

god damn, i ****in hate myself sometimes.....
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IM not playing it out


I KNOW ITS EUGENE OK

god damn, i ****in hate myself sometimes.....

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listen

im a frickin idiot when I talk, i sound like the biggest dork when I do, and I cant carry a conversation for the life of me.



im a ****in stupid ass , ok? HAPPY?!?!?
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listen

im a frickin idiot when I talk, i sound like the biggest dork when I do, and I cant carry a conversation for the life of me.



im a ****in stupid ass , ok? HAPPY?!?!?

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its not about what just happened


no one ever replied to my threads, any of my replies, nothin.


IM a waste of space here, LATER
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its not about what just happened


no one ever replied to my threads, any of my replies, nothin.


IM a waste of space here, LATER

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man, you're more high maintenance than my wife sometimes

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Did someone say "sheep"?

What kind of sheep?
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I reconize mikemean, who's the other two?

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How 'bout them Lightnings

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Seeing that you are from RedWing country, I know that you are not inquiring about TampaBay. They suXor!
But we did shut out the Rangers Monday!

Hoping we can get 1 more before all star game...
Lightning against Carolina Hurricanes, on now!

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Seeing that you are from RedWing country, I know that you are not inquiring about TampaBay. They suXor!
But we did shut out the Rangers Monday!

Hoping we can get 1 more before all star game...
Lightning against Carolina Hurricanes, on now!

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Cav's not doing as well as kovalchuk, but still good considering the pressure from the trade rumors and the next MJ in Hockey.

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Cav's not doing as well as kovalchuk, but still good considering the pressure from the trade rumors and the next MJ in Hockey.

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heh, yeah that was a rough one they pinned on him when he came from jr's.

watch this kid on Detroit Pavel Datsyuk. He made the All Star Team. Watching him is amazing in person. He's got moves that I haven't seen since Fedorov's first couple of years. Could be a good one.

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Listen up guys because I have something really important to say,


SG REALLY IS A FAMILY!!!


After seeing this thread I just had to say it.

Hull, Shanahan, Hasek, Robitaile, Chelios. heh, guess our GM is pretty good too

sorry, had to brag for a second there

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Originally posted by christine186
Listen up guys because I have something really important to say,


SG REALLY IS A FAMILY!!!


After seeing this thread I just had to say it.

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Hey Joints, is there something that you and Mike want to tell us? No intimate details or the such, just the basics...
hehheheheheehhe

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Originally posted by christine186
Listen up guys because I have something really important to say,


SG REALLY IS A FAMILY!!!


After seeing this thread I just had to say it.

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