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Quotes ripped from the forum pages...
quote:
Originally posted by YARDofSTUF
...i'm
an ass hole
quote:
Originally posted by Noevo
OMFG
that was frickin' hilarious UOD!!! Awesome job!!!
I will concede that when it comes to oral creativity, you have got me beat
hands down
quote:
Originally posted by John
Yea, I am TEH LAM3.
quote:
Originally posted by BMED
BBQ Monkey nads!
Don't knock it until you've tried them!
quote:
Originally posted by MadDoctor
I’ve always had a sexual thing for woodland creatures. Don’t know if
it’s the fur coat or that sexy tail.
quote:
Originally posted by grimson
It only gets easier, except for the new problems you run into.
quote:
Originally posted by lord_yuri
I feel the same way paft, I want me some pot and anal sex!!!!!!
quote:
Originally posted by Indy
Yep, and I go swimming in the toilet bowl
quote:
Originally posted by mouse
Don't tell me the Phone line was unplugged or I may have to go over there and
beat you...
quote:
Originally posted by RoundEye
Looks like I'm a drunk, horny, little blue guy.
quote:
Originally posted by MadDoctor
A butt for each hand. Oh
boy!!!!
quote:
Originally posted by Qwijib0
hey! I like things big...
quote:
Originally posted by Noevo
whats wrong with running someone over and not
knowing it? Easier on your conscience that way
quote:
Originally posted by brembo
I tried the Goth look once. Didn't like it too
much, the black mini rode up my butt and my balls showed.
quote:
Originally posted by EvilAjax
No! You *BLEEP*in *BLEEP*ott! Leave me the
*BLEEP* alone before I *BLEEP*in cut your mother*BLEEP*in little *BLEEP*nis off,
*BLEEP*sucking son of a *BLEEP*. Go *BLEEP* yourself!
quote:
Originally posted by princess
its great i can dl porn and music at the same time
lol
quote:
Originally posted by uod2001
The reason I'm not smiling is because I'm
straining to get my hand on Mouse's a$$!!! haha...
quote:
Originally posted by EvilAngel
I'm offended! I knew a person that knew another
person that had a friend that had an uncle that knew this one guy that had
one...
quote:
Originally posted by Macho-Module
It's like Mystery Science Theater...except
funny...and R rated.
quote:
Originally posted by Mouse
Damn! I just want the wild sex on the floor...
quote:
Originally posted by YARDofSTUF
i thing women
quote:
Originally posted by BMED
eh...
can't read! It's takes time away from my porn. I'll take your word for it!
quote:
Originally posted by Brent
we don't smap, we fap
quote:
Originally posted by John
You are on crack.
quote:
Originally posted by EvilAjax
It was George Bush's homosexual blind goldfish... right?
quote:
Originally posted by Crump
I would like to say......Long and hard, but finally came!
quote:
Originally posted by Lobo
but that is not the point, we are telling people
to do things that are not legal
quote:
Originally posted by Brent:
yeah i have caught myself
humping my monitor a few times today
quote:
Originally posted by Mouse
Okay funs over...
Stalk that poor girl through ICQ and stop spamming up
the forum.
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