Quotes ripped from the forum pages...

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Originally posted by YARDofSTUF
...i'm an ass hole

 

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Originally posted by Noevo
OMFG that was frickin' hilarious UOD!!! Awesome job!!!

I will concede that when it comes to oral creativity, you have got me beat hands down

 

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Originally posted by John
Yea, I am TEH LAM3.

 

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Originally posted by BMED
BBQ Monkey nads!

Don't knock it until you've tried them!

 

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Originally posted by MadDoctor
Iíve always had a sexual thing for woodland creatures. Donít know if itís the fur coat or that sexy tail.

 

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Originally posted by grimson
It only gets easier, except for the new problems you run into.

 

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Originally posted by lord_yuri
I feel the same way paft, I want me some pot and anal sex!!!!!!

 

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Originally posted by Indy
Yep, and I go swimming in the toilet bowl

 

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Originally posted by mouse
Don't tell me the Phone line was unplugged or I may have to go over there and beat you...

 

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Originally posted by RoundEye
Looks like I'm a drunk, horny, little blue guy.

 

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Originally posted by MadDoctor
A butt for each hand. Oh boy!!!!

 

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Originally posted by Qwijib0
hey! I like things big...

 

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Originally posted by Noevo
whats wrong with running someone over and not knowing it? Easier on your conscience that way

 

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Originally posted by brembo
I tried the Goth look once. Didn't like it too much, the black mini rode up my butt and my balls showed.

 

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Originally posted by EvilAjax
No! You *BLEEP*in *BLEEP*ott! Leave me the *BLEEP* alone before I *BLEEP*in cut your mother*BLEEP*in little *BLEEP*nis off, *BLEEP*sucking son of a *BLEEP*. Go *BLEEP* yourself!

 

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Originally posted by princess
its great i can dl porn and music at the same time lol

 

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Originally posted by uod2001
The reason I'm not smiling is because I'm straining to get my hand on Mouse's a$$!!! haha...

 

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Originally posted by EvilAngel
I'm offended! I knew a person that knew another person that had a friend that had an uncle that knew this one guy that had one...

 

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Originally posted by Macho-Module
It's like Mystery Science Theater...except funny...and R rated.

 

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Originally posted by Mouse
Damn! I just want the wild sex on the floor...

 

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Originally posted by YARDofSTUF
i thing women

 

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Originally posted by BMED
eh...

can't read! It's takes time away from my porn. I'll take your word for it!

 

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Originally posted by Brent
we don't smap, we fap

 

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Originally posted by John
You are on crack.

 

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Originally posted by EvilAjax
It was George Bush's homosexual blind goldfish... right?

 

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Originally posted by Crump
I would like to say......Long and hard, but finally came!

 

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Originally posted by Lobo
but that is not the point, we are telling people to do things that are not legal

 

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Originally posted by Brent:
yeah i have caught myself humping my monitor a few times today

 

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Originally posted by Mouse
Okay funs over...

Stalk that poor girl through ICQ and stop spamming up the forum.